this is like, my favorite episode of the office
(Source: bloodydifficult)
*thud*
Ohgod you can see his sideburns creeping over the side of his face
LOOK OUT SAMMY THEY’RE GOING TO GET YOU
THEY’LL CONNECT WITH YOUR NOSE HAIRS SOON AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO STOP IT
AUUUUUUUGH PLEASE SHAVE
(Source: debellatio)
WHEN THE UNDERGRADS RETURN IN THE FALL
credit: Nanc
I am seriously enjoying how empty Morningside Heights is right now. Amazing. Beautiful. Quiet.
i am actually living supernatural
- Sarah: what did you sell it for
- Steven: 2 candy bars
- Sarah: did you eat them
- Steven: yeah ages ago
- Steven: soooooo
- Steven: gooood
- Steven: so worth it
- Sarah: well now you can't get your soul back
- Steven: why would I want to do something like that?
- Sarah: so you could sell it again
- Sarah: to go to med school
- Steven: OH GOOD IDEA
- Steven: now I gotta get a soul back
- Steven: hmmm
- Steven: maybe ill just steal someones soul
- Sarah: this seems like something a demon would do
- Sarah: i don't think i can trust you any more
- Steven: you trusted me before?
- Sarah: well no
- Sarah: silver knives all the time
- Steven: I knew it
- Steven: I carry holy water
- Steven: when Im around you
- Steven: and salt
- Steven: lots of salt
